Saturday, November 28, 2024

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Starscream

Machine Wars was a weird line for a lot of reasons. Aside from the limited life span and exclusive relationship with KB Toys, it was odd to see Hasbro doing rehashed G1 and G2 figures as a follow up to Beast Wars. Even so, the idea did present a few decent toys that could only be found previously as European exclusives.

Starscream
Starscream Starscream

Starscream is an all purpose Transformer that looks cool in both vehicle and robot mode, but doesn't offer much complexity in either. As a jet he features a fun bomb dropping mechanism, as well as a kind of periscope gimmick. In robot mode he features a menacing stance, which may also be accompanied by a look of gratitude for not painting him like his European G1 ancestor Skyquake.

Starscream
Starscream

Monday, November 23, 2024

Megatron... and On, and On, and On

Of coarse the Robots in Disguise line wasn't all about transforming vehicle robots. I'm not entirely sure what the show was about, as the US version was both boring and difficult to follow thanks to the erratic scheduling. But it did have a kind of wild, bat like, robotic, two-headed dragon, giant claw hand, jet or car version of Megatron, that ultimately made for a really great toy.

Megatron

And none of that should be surprising, seeing as how Transformers have always been about toys first, show later... and if the show only half makes sense, then... well...

Megatron

Aside from the intense black and purple color scheme, RiD Megatron is unique because he features six different modes of transformation, and apparently another four that aren't advertised.

Most of Megatron's forms are a little ridiculous, but in a good way I suppose. The charm of this toy comes from its over-the-top nature, as well as the extreme sort of play value that you get.

Megatron

Saturday, November 21, 2024

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

(It's always nice to title a toy review with a Spinal Tap quote...)

Repaints and evil "dark" versions of hero characters are just about the biggest cliché going when it comes to Transformers, but that doesn't mean they aren't worth owning.

Scourge from the Robots in Disguise line was basically an evil version of Laser Optimus Prime from the Japanese G2 line. He's been simplified, with Laser Prime's electronics removed and a paint scheme that's more basic, more monochrome, and... well... black.

Scourge

Scourge

Also very traditional is the design and play value of the toy. Scourge, in all his Decepticon badness, has inherited the classic transforming trailer concept that we all know from G1 Optimus Prime.

Scourge

The shiny chrome tanker unfolds to form a battle station that the transformed truck can use to fight Autobot foes. It features projectile disks, and a variety of large and small missiles that are fired by springs, or an air pump launcher.

In robot mode the truck is simple. With its limited articulation and giant red sword, Scourge was obviously designed for the younger fans, as well as older collectors like myself who just can't resist a robot with big shoulders and a sword.

Scourge

Thursday, November 19, 2024

Robots in Disuse

This year, following the second Transformers film, I came to the realization that I would probably never be as interested in the Transformers toy line as I once was. I'd started to thin out my enormous collection a while back, but now I've decided that it's pretty much over, and aside from a very small handful of figures from the Beast Wars and G1 lines, I'll be selling it all off.

Like I said, much of what I once owned is gone, but I've held on to a few from the Beast Wars, Machine Wars, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Armada and Energon lines that I thought were special. As I sort through them over the next month or so, I thought that I'd look at a few of my favorites, and briefly reflect on what made them great toys.

First up is Team Bullet Train from the Robots in Disguise (RiD) line, made up of robots Railspike, Midnight Express, and Rapid Run, who combine to form Rail Racer.

Rail Racer

These three Transformers, and their gestalt form Rail Racer, are a perfect example of what made the RiD line fun. After the previous focus on a blend of organic and mechanical forms, RiD took a more traditional approach by giving us characters that were entirely related to vehicles. I freely admit that Beast Wars may in fact be my favorite Transformers series, and I even found Beast Machines to be entertaining, but there was something genuinely cool about the obvious nod to the classic Transformers line that came with RiD. And when you get down to it, there's not much that's cooler than bullet trains, so these three were an instant hit with fans.



Rail Racer

Aside from their very simple vehicle modes, the individual robots are extremely simplistic as well. There's nothing tricky about their transformations, as they each tend to be of the "extend the legs and unfold the arms" variety of Transformers. But again, part of their appeal is the simplicity, which isn't always present with toys from this line.

The combined form Rail Racer is another matter entirely, as it takes a great deal of fiddling, folding, and maneuvering to get the three robots to combine and connect. The result is a little ridiculous, but in a very typical way for a Transformers toy, as Rail Racer is largely impossible to pose, and tends to be somewhat rickety and unstable.

But, really... so what?

He looks very cool when assembled and posed, which counts for a lot when it comes to bots like this. In fact, many of the little problems associated with toys from this line were easy to ignore when compared to the "cool" factor. Rail Racer definitely has its flaws, but the aesthetic link to Takara's Microman and classic Diaclone lines, has made it one of my favorites.

Rail Racer

Saturday, November 14, 2024

Hot Wheels Batwing and Bat-Pod

Series 2 Batman vehicles by Hot Wheels have been creeping in and out of stores around me lately. Just recently I was able to find the Batwing from Tim Burton's 1989 Batman film, and the Bat-Pod from the more recent The Dark Knight.

Batwing      Bat-Pod

While it stands as being a good representation of the Batwing from the '89 film, the Hot Wheels version of this vehicle lacks the one thing that nothing made by Hot Wheels should be without... die cast metal.

It's a 100% plastic, and though I can understand keeping it light to make it work better with the included stand, it's still a shame that they didn't use any metal at all.

Batwing

The Bat-Pod on the other hand is a mix of die cast and plastic, and is a surprisingly sturdy little vehicle. Thanks in part to what I think are weighted wheels, the thing rolls perfectly, and is a lot of fun to play with... which is no big surprise given how slick it looks.


Bat-Pod

The entire line of Batman vehicles by Hot Wheels has been a treat really. It's not easy for me to find fault with any of them. Even the weirdly sporadic release of new vehicles is only a minor problem, as I've ended up finding all of them over time.

Thursday, November 05, 2024

Batman Jiggler

And speaking of jiggling rubber bats...

After reading a variety of good blog posts about Ben Cooper jigglers, I picked up this Batman jiggler, and was instantly reminded of the paradox that this ugly rubber toy presents.

Batman

On the one hand I'm faced with the reality that this is perhaps the single most unattractive representation of Batman ever made. But on the other hand, it's hard not to remember just how much fun these things were when I was a kid.

BatmanBatman
Batman

Obviously in and around 1973 I was a lot less particular when it comes to action figures. I think back then, the big draw was that you could, A: swing him around by the string, and B: stretch his arms and legs. This resulted, sadly, in the eventual destruction--arms and legs being removed--of my own Batman jiggler at the time.

I haven't had my hands on one of these in over thirty years, and though I've apparently found one with just about the worst paint job ever (and a somewhat deformed chest), I'm pretty much in love with it... which is a little creepy.

Wednesday, November 04, 2024

Batty For Halloween

The Countdown to Halloween was a lot of fun. Coming up with a post for every day of the month was a huge challenge, and I'm amazed that I was able to keep it up for all but one day. Of coarse I may be completely out of things for next year, so I should probably start planning now.

Don't be surprised if I reuse this huge squeak toy bat that I've just found. (Seriously, where was this thing a few weeks ago when I needed it?)

Large Squeaky Bat